Beautiful Blonde

LA-HOO-SAAAAHHH!!!!

Posted by: bratnick on: December 17, 2008

I am sooooo friggin bored!!! I’m at school and I’m done taking my final. So I decided to get onto bored.com. I would like to share with you the results of my boredom. Enjoy!!!

My Official Nickname Is:  Carlotta Killer

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PICK- UP LINES:

*If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
*Is that the sun coming up… or is that just you lighting up my world?
*Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
*Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
*Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
*Are you dead or alive? “Why” Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.
*It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?
*I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.
*If your love could be described by words, Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.
*(mess with your eye like you have something in it) i have something in my eye (look her in her eyes) it’s still there it’s….its beautiful.
SUGGESTIONS FOR WOMEN’S RESPONSES TO PICK-UP LINES:
*Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U
together.
*He says “Where have you been all my life”
She says “Hiding from you….how the hell did you find me?”
*”Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

*He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
*”Is this seat empty?”
“Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
*After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.


*Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn’t in yours!
*Q: What’s your name sexy?
A: Taken!

*Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don’t stop!

*Q: I think you’re the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I’d better go find the best looking guy then, hadn’t I!

*He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You’ll go to your place and I’ll go to mine!

*He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples’ do!

*Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

*”You look like a dream.”
Response: “Go back to sleep.”

*He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

*”I can see forever in your eyes.”
Response: “But all I can see is never in yours.”

*”I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.”
Response: “Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.”

 

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