Are You Smarter than A 5th Grader???
Posted by: bratnick on: January 4, 2008
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My Family decided to play Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. We had some pretty blond moments.
Here are some examples:
“What month is Independence Day in??”
“……..Spring?……..”
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” During Photoseentheesis…….”
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” Where does Robin Hood live?”
” Burmingham, England???”
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” Yohann Ghutenburg invented something that changed the world that hanged the world. What was it?”
” The t.v.? The coffee maker? The Fridge?”
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Tonight was full of laughs. For me it was full of America’s Next Top Model, of course!!!!
I Love My Life
Posted by: bratnick on: December 8, 2007
Today has been a great day. I got a boyfriend!!!!!Yeah me!!!!! What was even funnier was that my dad was thinking on his way to pick me up from my gma’s house, “I wish Lauren would get a boyfriend so that I could meet him….” I had already told my mom while I was on the bus. I definitely wasn’t going to tell my dad until she was home…. I needed her for moral support. Well….. I got home and layed down on the end of my parents bed and just started smiling thinking about how I was going to tell my dad about the guy that had just asked me out. My dad looked at me and I knew what was going to happen.
“What???” he asked.
“Nothing………” I had an evil grin.
” What?!?!?!?!?!?!”
” I …… can’t tell you until mom gets home.”
” Don’t do that!! What is it??”
” I can’t…. I need her here for moral support.”
” Just tell me! Do you Have a boyfriend??”
“……….Yeah………….”
” Who is it?”
” The red head that sings…… Chris……”
” Cool… Alright….”
“………………………”
” How old is he again?”
“…….17……..” 
” You know, when you started smiling like that I knew what you were going to say. I was actually hoping that it would him, too.” 
” Can he come over for dinner??? Like next weekend??”
” Sure”
“ok…….”
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So my day has been quite interesting….. Then the conversations about how my parents are going to torture Chris.
Great
What’s Up????
Posted by: bratnick on: December 5, 2007
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Today’s Tuesday and nothing much has happened. All I did yesterday was take a Renaissance test in History, complete a Biology worksheet, learn a whole song in choir, and finish a whole assignment in Geometry. Today I completed a quiz in geometry, learned another song in choir, finished a chapter in my history text book and finished a worksheet, and in Biology I copied notes from the power point from my teacher and from the book. Today has definitely been busy. Tomorrow might be busier because of it being early release and all.
Okay, so last night I was totally drugged up beacause I really did not feel good. I even went to bed at 8 last night!!! But since I was sick and had drugs running through me, I woke up at about 3 this morning and was delirious. I went to the hallway and grabbed about 3 blankets, took them in my room and layed a beautiful rose comforter on my bed and took the one that I had on my bed off. I put the two little blankets that I had grabbed from the closet on the floor and then put the comforter that i had taken off of my bed and put it on top of the two little blankets. I then said out loud,”I have great new Carpet!!! It’s even purple!!!” I woke up and wondered why I had a different colored carpet and a dofferent comforter on my bed. I then remembered what I had done during the night. I am such a fork.
Well I must be getting along to my peeps!!
wItH aLl My KrAzI lOvE!!
Did Ya Miss ME?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?
Posted by: bratnick on: December 1, 2007
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I have moved back home and am in the tenth grade now!!!! Go me!!! Everything has been great since I have moved back. I plan to keep it that way. I am still the princess and plan to keep that in my life as well. As I have progressed into my teenage years, I have become terribly vain…… I love it though and it makes everyone laugh when I look at myself in the mirror. I am half way done with my school year and am about 6 or 7 months away from receiving a vehicle of my own and getting a job to help pay for it. I can’t wait. Many of you may think that I will be working in one of the famous fast food restaraunts, but no,I will never work in fast food. I plan to work at the local pet shop of one of the department stores at our mall. I am hoping that my birthday will come soon so that two of the guys that I crush on can date me and shut up and leave each other alone. I love it when guys fight over me but it breaks my heart at the same time. Matthew is doing extremely well in school, as is Rachel. Austin is also doing well in school. he and I have both managed to make the honor roll. Right now Rachel is being a dork beacause she had Coke to drink with her lunch. She is trying really hard to get my attention but it’s not working…. Finally my mother has saved my precious ears again from the deathly chatter of Rachel’s mouth. It is Soooooooooooooo deadly that your ear will fall off if it has been talked to enough. The super powers of this Family. My father has the power of Ingenius which was passed to his two Children, Lauren( me) and Austin. My Step mother(Beth), has the super power of Patience, unfortunately she did not pass this quality to her chidren. My brother has the super power of Invisibility( he stays in his room all the time. Sometimes I forget he even exists). My Little sister has the super power mentioned above. My brother Matthew has the super power of spinning things at an amazing rate of speed. I have the super power of Singing and extreme Beauty. Anyways I must go back to my princessly duties!!!!
WiTh AlL mY kRaZi LoVe!!!!!
Long Time,No Write?
Posted by: bratnick on: July 18, 2007
Hello everybody!! I have been away for far too long! My public has probably missed me so! lol. j/k. Nothing big has happened really in my life. Although I did manage to get my room cleaned today! That’s a plus on my account!
Siblings are still the same, although, my brother has not been very nice to any one. Rachel actually lied for the first time ever! I was astinished that she of all people could lie!! It really broke my heart! But all is forgiven to her!
I am almost done with my book.It really is getting boring. I’m trying to finsh it so that I can move on to my next book, A Playdate with DEATH. It is a mystery so it should be good!
I am looking forward to possibly moving back home and coming back to school with my old friends!!
I have grown tired and shall write again later!
With All My Krazi Love!!
Spending Time with Mom
Posted by: bratnick on: July 9, 2007
This week id the week that mom has vacation so I get to spend all week with her. Today we’re going to the library. I can funally get a new book and get Interview with the Vampire away from me! That book took forever! Especially towards the end. It got really boring after a while.
Friday I’m going to a play called I’m Crazy For You. A few of my friends said that it’s really good so I hope that they’re right. I read the thing on the internet and it sounded like a really good play. I’ll blog later in the evening!
WiTh AlL mY lOvE!!!
I’m Back
Posted by: bratnick on: July 8, 2007
I’m back!!!! Scary I know! I had a lot to do this week. I babysat Matt and I was supposed to get payed, but I didn’t know it! So when my dad asked me today if mom payed me for babysitting him.
“What!?! I get payed for watching Matt?!? I didn’t know that!!!”
I was talking to mom later and dad said “Did you pay Lauren for babysitting Matt?”
Mom ” Oh I totally forgot about that!!!”
Me ” I didn’t know that I got payed for watching Matt!!”
Mom ” Anyone who has to wipe poop off of an eleven year olds butt deserves to get payed.”
Me “Oh……..”
So I got 20 dollars!!!!
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Mom has ten days off for vacation and we’ve already got the whole week planned. Dad and I also made a plan to work out more so that I can get more muscle and he can lose his stomach. I love my life!!!!
WiTh aLl My LoVe!!!!
Fourth of July!
Posted by: bratnick on: July 5, 2007
Today I stayed home and watched tv. Later I went to a wedding reception. And now I’m home. Although the wedding was beautiful, there were no hot guys!!!! Everying was either younger than me or older or way older than me!!!! On the way home I was so bored I took pictures of Matt and myself. I was REALLY bored!! The highlight of the wedding was that the cake was beautiful and it was really good too!!!
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All my puppies were very excited to see me when we got home. They still won’t leave me alone!!!! My dad just got back from getting fireworks that I suppsedly didn’t know that he was getting any……. I love having a mom that tells me everything!!!! Well gotta go!!!!
Tough Love
Posted by: bratnick on: July 3, 2007
I just got home from the worst day of my life. My twin is being a brat!!!! She has been rude to me all day and she’s not even pmsing!!! I would usually expect this from her sister but today it was her sister that was being nice to me for once!!! I guess I have now seen my twins true colors…..
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On the brighter side of the moon, I went shopping for myself with my birthday money and got all kinds of girlie stuff; makeup,gum and jewelry…
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Tomorrow Matt’s coming home at noon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss my buddy! He is my best buddy in this house! I can tell him anything and he won’t repeat it! Well I’m going to watch Night at the Museum!!!
WiTh AlL mY kRaZi LoVe!!!!
Happy Birthday to Me!!!!
Posted by: bratnick on: July 2, 2007
Today my parents threw me a surprise birthday party and I loved it!!!! Only one thing put a damper on things: my perverted distant cousin invited himself to my party!!!! He really creeps me out!! He doesn’t treat women with respect and is in a real gang!!!! He has tried to comitt suicide and treats his sister like she isn’t worth crap and is the nothing of the dirt on this earth!!!
Well today I got a lot of great presents!!! I got over a hundred dollars, a Fall Out Boy old school clock, Fall Out Boy pens, a Patrick Stump action figure, Mean saying buttons, tickets to two different plays, and my favorite one is……………………………………………………………………
A Cell Phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I screamed when I realized what it was after a double take!!!!!!! I was soooooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I have a pretty sweet plan. It’s free between my parents, I don’t have texting(It’s understandable why), and I have a whole buch of settings and extras!!!! I have my Fall Out Boy clock set for tomorrow morning at 6:00 am and I’m wearing all my pins tomorrow all over my pants and shirt!!!!
I hope tomorrow was as good of a day as today was!!!!!
WiTh AlL mY kRaZi LoVe!!!!!
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